"Are you currently enrolled in graduate school?"
To which I answered, "No."
Next question.
"Are you currently employed full time?"
To which I also answered, "NO."
Apparently that concluded the survey because she then told me to have a nice night and said goodbye.
Well. Good grief, I thought, what a dumb phone call. Was I Punk'd? Is Ashton Kutcher going to show up at my door and tell me there were hidden cameras in my kitchen? What is one supposed to believe about herself after such a survey? Isabel could not have prodded closer to the heart of my insecurity about post-graduate inadequacy unless she had also asked, "Do you know what you are doing with your life?"
Thankfully she didn't. Unfortunately for her, however, I will forever remember Isabel and her survey as The Time Whitworth Called and Caused an Existential Crisis in Seattle.
2 comments:
wow. she sounds like a compassionate lady, you should have countred with something like "well isabelle, what is your greates unconfessed sin?"
earl and sarah... i love you both.
haha. sarah, you are fantastic.
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